I’ve been universing for 13.8 billion years…
So don’t you give me any of that shit,
I know what I’m talking about!
I may currently just be a collection of carbon molecules,
Themselves made up of atoms,
All strung together with light,
And other bosons,
But I know a degenerate Bose-Einsteinian fool¹ when I see one!
¹ ‘Einsteinian fool’ may seem a bit of an oxymoron, but please suspend disbelief for a moment…