Criminally-Offensive Sounds

Your condition, please?

Iβ€” uhh…
I’ve been diagnosed with slocking,

Your ticket number is 23671,
Please take a hood and noose and join the line on the left,
Sir…

Okay,
Thank you;


Hey… uhh,
Excuse meβ€”
Am I in the correct line?

Heya, buddy,
Let’s see your certificateβ€”
I see…
Unfortunately, yes,
You’re in the correct line,
β€”Good luck, man!

‘Unfortunately’?
‘Good luck’?
What…

Bro…

TICKET NUMBER 23671,
PLEASE TAKE DOOR NUMBER 12,
AND ONCE INSIDE,
PLEASE HAND YOUR NOOSE TO THE EXECUTIONER AND WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS,
THANK YOU,

Wait, what!?
Noβ€”

Slocking is a capital offence,
Sir…
And is punishable by death.

πŸŒͺ

6 thoughts on “Criminally-Offensive Sounds

    1. Haha xD, thanks! I was wary it’s a little bit close to hints of eugenics, although it’s obviously satirical and ridiculous.

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