Misfortunate Misophonia

Poem 1 Minute

There’s a podcast episode,
On my phone,
Where the guy being interviewed…
Has a major ‘slocking’ problem,

β€”I’m talking about that sound which people make,
When they talk whilst chewing chewing gum,
Eating a boiled sweet,
Or for whatever reason they are over-salivating;

Of course, when I first heard that episode,
It wasn’t long before I pulled the earphones out in rage,
And moved onto something else,

But what happens, isβ€”
When one podcast finishes,
The podcast app keeps resuming that one episode with the one guy,
Whose voice detonates my ear drums with a force of 100 kilotons;

I’ve now taken the time to delete it and him,
Thank fuck for that!! 😑😑🀬🀬🀯

All slockers must be deleted, sir…

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Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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14 thoughts on “Misfortunate Misophonia”

    2. Oh I interpreted that in a totally different way. Well it’s hard to define ‘in time’. The earlier I did it, just the less stressful it would’ve been, and the later more. xD

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    1. Hahahaha! xD. You must have misophonia too then. You seem to have a similar collection of ‘neurodivergent’ traits to me.

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