5G Fruitcake Stall

Poem, Silly 1 Minute

Oh the irony!
5G back in the news again,
5G equipment to be removed from UK network,
Over privacy concerns with Huawei;

This is just the start!
You’ll see!
It’s all fitting the theory perfectly!

The coronavirus outbreak, caused by 5G signals,
Just so happened to begin in China,
Where Huawei is based!

And now the government is banning Huawei 5G…
It’s done its job,
It is no longer needed,
You’ve been integrated into the government machine!

And Oh Look,
The numbers of cases would go down!

We’re building a firewall,
And China’s going to pay for it!!

πŸŒͺ

Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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9 thoughts on “5G Fruitcake Stall”

    1. Track me more precisely and stream even more data about myself to GCHQ :\.

      Which unfortunately isn’t even a conspiracy nut theory πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.

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      1. Government Communications Headquarters, commonly known as GCHQ, is an intelligence and security organisation responsible for providing signals intelligence (SIGINT) and information assurance to the government and armed forces of the United Kingdom.

        My information from Navy and other reliable non-nut studies also.

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    1. It’s not 5G 🀣.

      Nah, it doesn’t track your location accurately enough or cause cancer/coronavirus enough!

      Well, it enables more technological applications, like:
      https://www.cnet.com/news/5g-not-just-speed-fifth-generation-wireless-tech-lets-you-do-vr-self-driving-cars-drones-remote/

      One of the biggest ones being self-driving cars. They need to be connected to each other and this is the kind of network that’s needed for it.

      And probably amazon drone delivery too.

      “Home broadband

      The most obvious application of 5G is as a replacement for traditional home internet service”

      All just part of the march of technology! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. I personally can’t wait to see the looks on the faces of all those BMW and Audi drivers who can no longer terrorise the roads and are forced to sit equally-spaced from other cars and moving at a consistent speed 😁. They deserve it!

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