(Not the New Hope, scene of plane crash-landing in heavy storms,
And I am not a DC-9);
“I would be able to pay that for a year or two. Will you go and view them?”,
“So far mum, dad, Kevin and Sarah are going to contribute,
I think Simon will”,
I found a couple of promising and affordable bungalows to rent,
And I’m highly motivated to find some more.
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The plane has already crash-landed because the annoying roommates blinded the pilot with laser pointers.
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And did a shit in the cockpit.
There have been stranger crashes, believe it or not.
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I’m sure!
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In one they found 2 small children in the cockpit of the wreckageβ¦
They listened to the voice recorder tape and discovered that the captain himself had let his children in the cockpit and actually let his son sit in the captain’s seat. The son unwittingly disabled the autopilot by handling the controlsβ¦ thinking he wasn’t actually steering the plane when he was π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ.
The opinions of other pilots and experts interviewed were absolutely scathing!
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It’s one thing to get killed for being a doofus, but there’s really no reason to make any else die too.
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Exactly!!!
Although it’s a very, very harsh case of Darwin award actually working in this case. So often the Darwin award goes to people who’ve already had children. I mean I say that with no humour, just stating it.
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Good point, though.
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