Rollercoasters Of Death

Did you implement your height restriction?
I hope you didn’t let just anybody in!

Did your designers do too good of a job?
I hope you checked their qualifications!

Did you forget to run the software simulation?

Come on,
I used to play Theme Park World on the computer,
And even then I’d test-ride my rollercoasters first,
I didn’t want to see my simulated citizens be thrown overboard,
And die,
In their masses!
It’s not very good for the ol’ reputation;

These coasters do look fun, though.



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