Chatting Shit

I’m surprised that this doesn’t exist yet,
Could be one for the Dragon’s Den,

Shakespearemint gum,
Would be an awesome invention!

Rather than freshening your breath,
It freshens your vocabulary,
So that when you’re a little stuck with writing,
Or simply tounge-tied, in real life,
You pop in a stick of Shakespeare,
And, suddenly,
You’re the world’s best speaker/talker/writer/bullshitter!

Ok boomer.


15 thoughts on “Chatting Shit

  1. I enjoyed this a lot! It would be awesome if there was gum that could help your vocabulary. There are soo many times when I can’t remember the right word for a sentence I’m writing!

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    1. Thanks Anna! This was a relief, lol, it’s always a little nerve-wracking trying to write something humourous lol. But when people react as you did yourself it’s very rewarding :D.

      Yeah I know what you mean! Thesauruses quite often help me with that. πŸ™‚

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      1. Ahhh, ok! Well I know absolutely nothing about Shakespeare, lol, apart from what they forced us to study at school, of which I remember absolutely nothing, so I still know nothing. So you know more than me!

        I mean it’s like forcing you to read books in French without any basic language lessons in French πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.


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