Petition calling for end to scarecrow cruelty signed by one million scarecrows in just two days,
As millions of strawmen set to be burned worldwide,
Amidst misinformation, confusion and twitter wars during virus pandemic;
We interviewed a bird table, who told us—
“To be honest (and I may be full of shit),
But I’m of the opinion that we should just leave them to it 🤷♂️”.