How Much A Digit Be Worth?

£18 for four digits!

You didn’t fancy keeping your thumbs, then?

What, no!
You horrid bastard,
I’m talking about numbers…

Yo!
What yo’ gunna do when your (car) battery’s kaput?
Charge it up, innit,
Ah—
But what yo’ gunna do when your stereo’s reset?
And it’s asking you for a sneaky little password?
Here’s what yo’ gunna do—

1. Firstly, gunna turn the ignition on,
   Turn the stereo on,
   Turn the ignition off,
   Turn the ignition back on again,
   Wait 10 seconds,
   Or a minute,
   Who fucking knows,
   Nobody knows,
   Wave a magic wand,
   But I’ve tried that,
   —And watch the radio re-sync;
   Nope!
2. Now you’re gunna look in your car documents,
   Where the ‘radio safe code’ will definitely be there!
   Nope!
3. Now you’re gunna remove your car stereo,
   Note down the serial number,
   Enter it into this cheeky little website¹,
   And pay £18 mother-fucking pounds for the glorified pleasure of reading a four-digit password out of their database. You can bet your every last penny that that’s an automated process!

🥵 hang on, hang on,
I’ve spilled my tea!
£4.50 per digit?
—They’re not even real…
But digital digits!

Where the mad world’s brain be at,
Yo!?

¹ Which asks specifically for your 14-digit serial number yet only has space for 13 digits…🤦‍♂️.

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