How Much A Digit Be Worth?

Β£18 for four digits!

You didn’t fancy keeping your thumbs, then?

What, no!
You horrid bastard,
I’m talking about numbers…

Yo!
What yo’ gunna do when your (car) battery’s kaput?
Charge it up, innit,
Ahβ€”
But what yo’ gunna do when your stereo’s reset?
And it’s asking you for a sneaky little password?
Here’s what yo’ gunna doβ€”

  1. Firstly, gunna turn the ignition on,
    Turn the stereo on,
    Turn the ignition off,
    Turn the ignition back on again,
    Wait 10 seconds,
    Or a minute,
    Who fucking knows,
    Nobody knows,
    Wave a magic wand,
    But I’ve tried that,
    β€”And watch the radio re-sync;
    Nope!
  2. Now you’re gunna look in your car documents,
    Where the ‘radio safe code’ will definitely be there!
    Nope!
  3. Now you’re gunna remove your car stereo,
    Note down the serial number,
    Enter it into this cheeky little websiteΒΉ,
    And pay Β£18 mother-fucking pounds for the glorified pleasure of reading a four-digit password out of their database. You can bet your every last penny that that’s an automated process!

πŸ₯΅ hang on, hang on,
I’ve spilled my tea!
Β£4.50 per digit?
β€”They’re not even real…
But digital digits!

Where the mad world’s brain be at,
Yo!?

Picture of a geezer

ΒΉ Which asks specifically for your 14-digit serial number yet only has space for 13 digitsβ€¦πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.

πŸŒͺ

4 thoughts on “How Much A Digit Be Worth?

  1. Congratulations! I have nominated you for the Vincent Ehindero Blogger Award! Check out my blog for more details. I look forward to reading your responses to my questions upon acceptance of the award! ❀️

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Hey Alexis! I just found this comment in spam πŸ˜†. Seems WordPress put it there for some reason. So, belatedlyβ€” I’m not doing these award thingies but I appreciate the callout, thank you very much for that! πŸ’™. I also didn’t really rate this post, so it was funny you wrote this comment on this one. πŸ˜„

      Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s