A Post You Cannot Steal

This is a stolen post,
So read it at your peril!

Who would steal somebody else’s post?
What a sociopathic thing to do!
Just like how I stole this post,
And to the original author, I sayโ€” fuck you!!

I love browsing the posts in the aftermath,
Once the original author has clocked onto me,
I love seeing the fresh mental anguish come through,
In their frustration-fuelled posts at my sheer malice,

As I sit there, in my pathetic-ness;

So just a warning, to any would-be readersโ€”
My blog is entirely stolen,
From start to the end,
A patchwork of writings from jilted authors,
All of whom are, clearly,
Much worthier than I!

Who would steal somebody else’s post?
Whyโ€” me, an absolute sociopath!

Remember to read the help page on how to Report a site.

(I’ve not had any stolen personally,
But I’ve heard of other peoples’ posts getting stolen,
And I thought I’d write a poem,
Which cannot be stolen ๐Ÿ˜‰โ€ฆor reblogged ๐Ÿค”)
.

P.S. my dear readers,
You’re all dickheads!

๐ŸŒช

33 thoughts on “A Post You Cannot Steal

    1. Hahahaha! Thanks! ๐Ÿคฃ. P.S. I just added one last touch to the end ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. ๐Ÿคฃ plot twist would be if my whole blog was actually stolen up to this point, lol, and I’m genuinely a sociopathโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™„. It was so much fun writing it haha. It would be absolute gold if it does get stolen. Now I’m actually hoping for my stuff to get stolenโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜†.

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      2. No! I would knowโ€” that’s what the links are for, LOL. Providing they don’t remove the links, of course. But from other peoples’ reports it seems they tend to just copy them exactly. I once read a post by somebody who mentioned that they discovered their stolen post through an internal link back to their blog ๐Ÿ˜„.

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. Don’t steal! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš“

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      1. Hahaha! ‘endearingly’ lol ๐Ÿคฃ. I love your comments! ๐Ÿ˜

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      2. And I’m glad to still have some friends left as it turned out to be my most controversial post everโ€ฆwhoops! ๐Ÿ˜…

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      3. Thank you!! ๐Ÿ˜„. Probably gold to some and marmite to others!

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    1. I knew you’d love it! ๐Ÿ˜„. A diamond in the rough hahaha! ๐Ÿคฃ. Well I’m so glad just to not be normal Margie so I’ll take all of that ๐Ÿ˜„.

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    1. Haha! No actually I was thinking the same thing, lol. I would be even more satisfying if somebody stole this post, though! ๐Ÿ˜„

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  1. ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ … very funny !! … I didn’t know you also say “dickheads” in English, in French they say “tรชte de noeud” … which is the exact translation of dick…

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    1. Thanks! Hahaha! For some reason that intuitively makes sense to me that you’d use that word in French, from my combined exposure to French culture and language. I feel like the bluntness of it fits. But that’s very useful to know, merci! ๐Ÿคฃ

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