A Post You Cannot Steal

Poem, Silly 1 Minute

This is a stolen post,
So read it at your peril!

Who would steal somebody else’s post?
What a sociopathic thing to do!
Just like how I stole this post,
And to the original author, I say— fuck you!!

I love browsing the posts in the aftermath,
Once the original author has clocked onto me,
I love seeing the fresh mental anguish come through,
In their frustration-fuelled posts at my sheer malice,

As I sit there, in my pathetic-ness;

So just a warning, to any would-be readers—
My blog is entirely stolen,
From start to the end,
A patchwork of writings from jilted authors,
All of whom are, clearly,
Much worthier than I!

Who would steal somebody else’s post?
Why— me, an absolute sociopath!

Remember to read the help page on how to Report a site.

(I’ve not had any stolen personally,
But I’ve heard of other peoples’ posts getting stolen,
And I thought I’d write a poem,
Which cannot be stolen 😉…or reblogged 🤔).

P.S. my dear readers,
You’re all dickheads!

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Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional trauma— usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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33 thoughts on “A Post You Cannot Steal”

      4. 🤣 plot twist would be if my whole blog was actually stolen up to this point, lol, and I’m genuinely a sociopath…🙄. It was so much fun writing it haha. It would be absolute gold if it does get stolen. Now I’m actually hoping for my stuff to get stolen…😆.

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      6. No! I would know— that’s what the links are for, LOL. Providing they don’t remove the links, of course. But from other peoples’ reports it seems they tend to just copy them exactly. I once read a post by somebody who mentioned that they discovered their stolen post through an internal link back to their blog 😄.

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      2. And I’m glad to still have some friends left as it turned out to be my most controversial post ever…whoops! 😅

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    2. I knew you’d love it! 😄. A diamond in the rough hahaha! 🤣. Well I’m so glad just to not be normal Margie so I’ll take all of that 😄.

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    1. Haha! No actually I was thinking the same thing, lol. I would be even more satisfying if somebody stole this post, though! 😄

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    1. Thanks! Hahaha! For some reason that intuitively makes sense to me that you’d use that word in French, from my combined exposure to French culture and language. I feel like the bluntness of it fits. But that’s very useful to know, merci! 🤣

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