One, two, one, twoβ¦
All the ones, go to Marsβ
Wait, no!!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry,
I’ll be clean from now on,
I’ll do whatever you want!
I promise!!
Oh, what could be worse,
Than being sent to Mars!
You’ll certainly die instantly,
Don’t worry;
Well, almost instantlyβ¦
Pleaseβ¦
Let me go instead of housemate C!!
I’ll go to Mars!
Empathy? Odd time to begin showing it!
Ok,
Housemates A and Bβ¦
Go to Mars!
*zwwwaaaap!*
Noo!!! No!!!
Oh my god!
What have you done!!!??
The rest of you,
Go to Venus!
What!? Oh god nβ
*zwwwaaaap!*.
Personally, I’d prefer Mars over having my lungs filled with 500C carbon and sulphur dioxide at 90 times atmospheric pressure, but whatevs.
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Robin, I love your humor!
LOL
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LOL π, great! Glad it’s not too freaky/psychopathic. I just say it’s the other side of being empatheticβ you also know what’s freaky/scary/funny π.
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Finally I got to replying!
π glad you enjoyed it! Haha π
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Lol. Brilliant
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Hahaha! Thanks, glad you enjoyed it too! π
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