Unbelievable housemate,
Who always locks himself out,
You really have no redeeming features,
Do you?
Stop knocking on my window,
You selfish bastard,
You’ve woken me up again,
But I’m not letting you inπ.
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Thoughts, experiences and learnings in a turbulent time
Unbelievable housemate,
Who always locks himself out,
You really have no redeeming features,
Do you?
Stop knocking on my window,
You selfish bastard,
You’ve woken me up again,
But I’m not letting you inπ.
πͺ
Selfish bastard, indeed!
Did you let him in?
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Nope!! π. I already had ear plugs in and I just put my headphones on and started playing music. Just hearing that knocking sound fills me with anxiety! He’s done that so many times now, once it was 3 times in one night because he locked his keys into his car and kept going back and forth, but didn’t think to explain it to me or even say sorry, ever.
He always seems to think I’m obligated to help him in every situation. Like when we had the issue with the bins, he kept nagging me about it whilst doing absolutely nothing! π€·ββοΈ
I also get the postman knocking on the window, when inevitably nobody else opens the door (they never answer the front door), and last week it was police, wanting to talk to my other housemate (about Cannabis smoking I think). Those are just the times I know about when I wasn’t totally sound insulated!!
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I completely understand Robin!
He really is a selfish bastard!
Damn, the postman has to knock on your window too as they won’t open the door, good lord!
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Thanks!! π
Yes, they do, and no they won’t! We’re often getting those paper slips to say parcels were left with a neighbour.
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This is something the council are not appreciatingβ I’ve already been so incredibly patient with every single one of them!! People always seem to minimise appreciation for my patience, when actually I have a lot more patience than most to begin with.
They keep trying to urge me to give them another chance, give them another chance, etc…
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One’s patience runs out and enough is enough!
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Yup!
Also, something I didn’t mention. That housemate is relentlessβ he was knocking on my window and calling my name for half an hour… he’s done it before, just knocked on my window until I woke up at midnight, he just doesn’t give up! It’s unbelievable how righteous he clearly feels about it! π€·ββοΈ
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Batard effronte pourri!!!!!!
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Hhahaha! I had to translate that. Merci pour les mots obscΓ¨ne additionnel!! π
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mots additionnels obscΓ¨nes π
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c’est un etron! haha!
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It’s just more great arguments in my favour though from the mental health perspective, for needing to live independently. Sad that I’m constantly having to scrabble so much for the basics in life, but thank god I’ve got the writing in the meantime, otherwise I’d be dead for sure! π
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I am so glad you have good arguments on your side from the mental health perspective.
That is a big bonus! π
Write, write, write!!!
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Yes, optimistic way to look at it! :D. Thank you, I will!! I wrote a French poem earlier that I’m really happy with! I’ll publish it in a minute :).
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Time to throw down. Punch his stupid ass right in the face. Except from a safe social distance.
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Hahahhahaha!! Thank you for the support! :D.
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This could be about my cat.
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You gave your middle finger!!! π
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Indeed!! Haha π thanks!
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Ha! The guy sounds like a dumbass!!! π
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He really is! He kept up the knocking and calling my name for 30 mins! I just put my headphones on and started writing this poem and reading others π. He really messed up my sleep cos I woke up hungry and needed to eat π€¦ββοΈ.
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Ha! I would’ve done the same thing lol!
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π. I actually woke up at midnight once to let him in. He was knocking for ages that time too. It took me a long time to figure out what it was through my ear plugs. He then did the same thing 2 more times in a row in the same night! I am a remarkably patient man, but some people just take the piss then lose all my respect.
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I think you need to make him a key necklace π
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Haha! He’d probably hate it as much as me. He moves at a million miles an hour. A key necklace would absolutely suck, lol. I tried wearing one once, but felt like I was being burned like Gollum. Not really, but it wasn’t very nice!!
I think he should be tagged with an RFID instead. And muzzled.
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LMFAO!!! Like Gollum?!?! πππ Muzzled….. Do it π
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