Three Natural Disasters Walk Into A Bar

Poem, Silly 1 Minute

A pyroclastic flow, a drought and a pandemic walk into a bar,

The pyroclastic flow says:
“Why the stone faces?”,

The drought says:
“I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m absolutely parched!”,

The pandemic says:
“Where is everybody?”.

πŸŒͺ

Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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24 thoughts on “Three Natural Disasters Walk Into A Bar”

    1. Haha! Yes, perhaps!

      I thought it’d be cool to write one of those jokes with natural disasters, and I jumped up when I thought of the pyroclastic flow one, lol, then had to think of 2 more. I was trying to avoid including pandemic, but it fit too well :D, and leaves a beautifully awkward silence at the end 🀣

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    1. Phew! It’s really hard to tell how funny these ones are by the time they’re finished, because they’re the hardest and you have to be so critical and go over them so many times πŸ˜†.

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      2. Haha! πŸ™‚. I like the risk of writing a joke that could go badly wrong πŸ˜….

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      3. Oh btw, just noticed that I’m no longer following you! Must’ve accidentally unfollowed πŸ˜†πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ, I keep doing that!

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    1. Hahaha! 🀣. Thanks! I love those things, for some reason! The pyroclastic flow was the seed of it all! :D.

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    1. Hahaha! πŸ˜†. Thanks! Yes, a sense of humour fitting the darkness and aggressiveness of those disasters 😁, always skirting the edge of disaster.

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    1. Haha! Nice :).

      Thank you for letting me know, that’s really rewarding to know this helped somebody out there, long after I wrote it. Reminding me of the value of the writing I’ve already put out there πŸ™‚.

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