A pyroclastic flow, a drought and a pandemic walk into a bar,
The pyroclastic flow says:
“Why the stone faces?”,
The drought says:
“I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m absolutely parched!”,
The pandemic says:
“Where is everybody?”.
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Thoughts, experiences and learnings in a turbulent time
A pyroclastic flow, a drought and a pandemic walk into a bar,
The pyroclastic flow says:
“Why the stone faces?”,
The drought says:
“I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m absolutely parched!”,
The pandemic says:
“Where is everybody?”.
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LOL
Guess your humor comes alive in the wee hours of the morn! π
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Haha! Yes, perhaps!
I thought it’d be cool to write one of those jokes with natural disasters, and I jumped up when I thought of the pyroclastic flow one, lol, then had to think of 2 more. I was trying to avoid including pandemic, but it fit too well :D, and leaves a beautifully awkward silence at the end π€£
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Oh god, this is absolutely hilarious! π
Good one! π
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Phew! It’s really hard to tell how funny these ones are by the time they’re finished, because they’re the hardest and you have to be so critical and go over them so many times π.
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Hahaha! That is understandable. I do something like that too, to be honest. π
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Haha! π. I like the risk of writing a joke that could go badly wrong π .
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Oh btw, just noticed that I’m no longer following you! Must’ve accidentally unfollowed ππ€¦ββοΈ, I keep doing that!
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Lol. It’s fine! π
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This is cool!
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Haha, π thanks!
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Niceπ
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Thanks! π
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I give you so many props to you for managing to include a pyroclastic flow into your joke!
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Hahaha! π€£. Thanks! I love those things, for some reason! The pyroclastic flow was the seed of it all! :D.
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You have a real basalt of the earth humor that I appreciate π
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Hahaha! π. Thanks! Yes, a sense of humour fitting the darkness and aggressiveness of those disasters π, always skirting the edge of disaster.
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I like the cleverness of your mention of ‘basalt’ π.
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I guess the blizzard stayed home because he thought he was too cool for the bar scene. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.
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Haha! Nice :).
Thank you for letting me know, that’s really rewarding to know this helped somebody out there, long after I wrote it. Reminding me of the value of the writing I’ve already put out there π.
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