Humans!

𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐 Poem, Silly April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 1 Minute

What do you think you’re doing?

Uh…
We’re just putting up some biodomes,
Building a colony…
We thought Mars was uninhabited,

How about fuck off?

Excuse me,
What on Eros is going on here?

Hai,
We’re mining for lithium,
We’ve run out and the next version of iPhone is—

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me?

*Cough*
Welcome to Pluto,
Can I help you sir…?

Yeah,
Um,
I was just feeling a bit hungry, and—

Hey, give me back my fucking sandwich!
Fucking humans!

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I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional trauma— usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people. View all posts by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🪐

Published April 13, 2020April 13, 2020

4 thoughts on “Humans!”

Cassa Bassa says:

April 13, 2020 at 12:22 pm

Lol

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1. 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🌋 says:
  
  April 14, 2020 at 5:44 pm
  
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Puzzles of the Soul says:

April 13, 2020 at 6:16 pm

Problem is you are speaking to creatures not humans

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1. 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑵 🌋 says:
  
  April 13, 2020 at 8:03 pm
  
  I was just making fun of how humans are like the sea gulls of the solar system 😄.
  
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