Humans!

What do you think you’re doing?

Uh…
We’re just putting up some biodomes,
Building a colony…
We thought Mars was uninhabited,

How about fuck off?


Excuse me,
What on Eros is going on here?

Hai,
We’re mining for lithium,
We’ve run out and the next version of iPhone isβ€”

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me?


*Cough*
Welcome to Pluto,
Can I help you sir…?

Yeah,
Um,
I was just feeling a bit hungry, andβ€”

Hey, give me back my fucking sandwich!
Fucking humans!

πŸŒͺ

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