Black flag for you, sir,
For ignoring blue flags,
Housemate who always gets in your way,
Even when he sees you coming;
Has no sense of where you’re trying to get to,
So just bends down right in front of you,
Or completely takes over the sink,
Whilst your back was turned for a moment π¨;
Housemate who always gets in your way,
Black flag, mate,
You’re out of the race.
π΄
Blue flag
Informs a driver that a faster car is approaching and that the driver should move aside to allow one or more faster cars to pass.
Black flag
The solidΒ black flagΒ is used to summon a driver to the pits. It is usually associated with a penalty imposed on the driver for disobeying the rules.
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Good one β¨π Have a beautiful day Robin!
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Haha, thanks! π. You too mate, green flag.
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They were great band too ππ€
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Really! Will have to check them out! π
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Oh yeah you’re right! Got it playing full volume now through the noise-cancelling headphones, with fresh ear plugs in. I am completely sound-insulated!!
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I knew you’d like them!! πππ€
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It’s a good kind of angry background noise, anyway. It’s not structured or vocalised enough for me to get much meaning from it, lol. I need the words to be really clear haha.
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It’s helping me to relax, anyway! ππ€
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Good, I’m glad ππ€
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I never knew about black flags or blue flags before but your housemate most definitely deserves a black flag for his ghastly behavior!
He is one insufferable guy!
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Hahaha! Oh this is a different housemate!
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Okey dokey
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It’s almost like he wants to dance with you…
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Nope, he’s intimidatingly indifferent around other people π, as if they just don’t exist π
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Oh
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Not shall we dance…..is ‘shall we box’…
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Yes! Very much so :\. My housemate who is in the room beneath his, tells me that it often sounds like he’s about to come crashing through the ceiling. That’s also how it feels when he goes through the hallway, which my room is next to. You feel his presence unmistakably through the floor!
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Spanish fighting bull…don’t ever wear red around him
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Haha! He’s not Spanish but very much of that temperament, really reminds me of when I did live with a Spanish guy.
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