Did you really used to be a human,
Well, I applied to leave humanity,
Received the help of some very clever scientists,
And with a bunch of genetic modification,
And a lot of time…
I became what I am today;
Why did you decide to become a whale, Grandad?
Well, it was clear to me,
That whales were some of the most intelligent creatures on the planet,
So I thought I’d be at home in the deep.