Come on, OCD,
We’re not doing that too!
Yesss we are,
We’re gunna catch the coronaviruss,
From those dirty, little, housemateses,
We probably already have!
Let’s see if we have the antibodies,
We don’t likes antibodieses…
We hatess them!
If I kill all of the housemates,
That’ll solve two problems,
Stupid housemateses, murder them…
We can choke them in their sleepsess!