Baa Baa Black Sheep

Fiction, Poem 1 Minute

Baa baa black sheep,
Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full,

Good,
I’ll take all of it!

But, sir…
One’s for the Masterโ€”

I don’t fucking care,
I need something to wipe my arse with!
And I’ll take your coat too!

Image parย Amarpreet Singhย deย Pixabayย 

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I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaโ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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22 thoughts on “Baa Baa Black Sheep”

    1. Looool thank you!! ๐Ÿคฃ. I just knew I had to take my previous poem as a challenge, lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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    1. Actually – I think I read this the wrong way. I think I thought the master was taking everything – which is ‘sad, but true’.

      But I think it’s actually taking from the master – which I thoroughly approve of! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ค

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      1. I think yer thinkin’ aboot it too much! ๐Ÿคฃ

        It’s a selfish shopper buying all the wool ๐Ÿ˜, but yes, also taking from the master is good! Lol. For me the master bit wasn’t significant, it was just what came next in the song. I needed something to be interrupted by the selfish shopper, lol.

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      3. Hahahahaha! ๐Ÿคฃ. Watch some more Limmy, that’ll sort yer hid oot!

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      6. Actually no it was significant, in that the shopper’s also depriving somebody else of arse-wool ๐Ÿคฃ, but not in the sense that it happened to be the Master lol.

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      7. Look at us, analysing literature as if we’re back at school! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฎ

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    1. Hahahaha! So glad I could make you laugh! ๐Ÿ˜. Good morning! I’ve been up all ‘night’ making jokes lol. I’m going to bed now lol.

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