Mainstream News Porn

Have you seen it?
You know what I’m talking about,

Literally throbbing with excitement,
Flushed red with opportunity,

Absolutely loving it,
Erecting endless stories;

Amplify everything,
Skew it for maximum drama,

Then attempt to get your leg over,
Onto your mightily high horse;

Fuck off,
Mainstream news,
Your glee is so transparent,

Come, one and all,
Watch my LIVE show!
I’m going all out,
Just for you!

Does my cynicism look big in this?
Lookβ€” a pair of tits!

πŸŒͺ

7 thoughts on “Mainstream News Porn

    1. Haha, thanks Cassa! 😁 My mind is going on overdrive with rants/jokes lol. I may need to enforce containment measures.

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