New World Currency Conversions

Poem, Silly 1 Minute

Spare change β€” hand sanitiser,
Fiver β€” sheet of own-brand value toilet paper (Morrisons Saver, Asda Smart Price…),
Darwin β€” sheet of own-brand standard toilet paper,
Pony β€” sheet of Andrex,
Bullseye β€” sheet of scented toilet paper,
Ton β€” wet wipe,
Monkey β€” fresh roll of Ponies,
Grand β€” box of tissues,
Jackpot β€” unopened pack of wet wipes.

πŸŒͺ

Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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9 thoughts on “New World Currency Conversions”

    1. I know!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ And ridiculous that people would buy it. I was just thinking the same thing about something else earlier, but have forgotten, it was funny though!

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    2. Oh, yeahβ€” spread of misinformation. Well, I don’t understand how spread of misinformation is a problem, because it’s not been one for me! Even more crazy than the spread of mis-information, is the idea of paying attention to it!

      It’s really a problem of mis-education. Where education means having the skills to be able to reason about things and judge for yourself the value of sources of information, and have knowledge of examples of things. Which, I’m sure is genuinely also widely-known, but it’d help more if ‘mis-education’ was used. I’m going to use that from now on πŸ˜„.

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