Caught ‘owt yet?
Nah, not yet mate,
Wrong demographic…
Aw well,
Plenty more fish in ‘t pond!
Yeah…
Hereβ
Got any live bait left?
Yeah, a bit actually,
What is it?
Erm, just some scantily clad women…
Aw, geez er look!
…
Awww….yeah,
Yeah mate…
Nice one, I’m hooked!
By the way,
You may also be interested in…
This 12-piece steel spanner set!
Aw yeah…
Go on then!
Beautiful π,
Now go and tell Barry,
And get 50 percent off your next set,
(Conditions and exclusions may…),
Oi, Bazzers mate…!
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