Live Clickbait

Caught ‘owt yet?

Nah, not yet mate,
Wrong demographic…

Aw well,
Plenty more fish in ‘t pond!

Yeah…

Hereβ€”
Got any live bait left?

Yeah, a bit actually,

What is it?

Erm, just some scantily clad women

Aw, geez er look!

Awww….yeah,
Yeah mate…
Nice one, I’m hooked!

By the way,
You may also be interested in…
This 12-piece steel spanner set!

Aw yeah…
Go on then!

Beautiful πŸ™‚,
Now go and tell Barry,
And get 50 percent off your next set,
(Conditions and exclusions may…),

Oi, Bazzers mate…!

πŸŒͺ

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