I’m endlessly surprised,
At my ability to lose something,
Within the space of 10 seconds;
I’m great at not losing things over time,
βI’m highly organised,
Everything has its place,
And it’s easy to locate everything;
But when things are en-route,
Between such places,
βThere’s the loophole,
They can go missing!
I just had my phone,
With me in the car,
Went to the toilet,
Now everything’s on-pause;
This happened a lot, last year,
Whilst living in the car,
One second was holding something,
The nextβ it no longer existed!
In the car,
βA highly-constrained space,
I didn’t believe it was possible,
But it kept happening,
And it’s highly disappointing,
Because I was so busy,
And happy,
Moving!
It’s just hysterical at this point,
βSo thought I’d offer some comfort,
To anyone else out there,
With this same (insane) issue!
π€¦ββοΈ.
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I will tell my better-half he is not alone!
I can’t even begin to tell you how often he loses something during the course of a day.
I think it happens to old people like him. (heck , he’s not old , just 39 and holding!)
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Haha! Great, I’m glad that somebody might feel some comfort from it! Thank you Margie π. He’s 39? Haha, was not expecting that after you said he was old!
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No, he much older, but like Jack Benny he thinks he just 39 … Haha! I do not have the heart to tell him otherwise!
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Hahaha! ππ€£.
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And oh yeah, ADHD means you have the short-term memory of somebody much older! Don’t ask what happens when I DO get older!
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It’s not so much the losing that gets me frustrated. It’s that one of my many organisational systems has failed somewhere and I’ve let myself down ππ€
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Yeah, I get that :). For me it’s just the total ridiculousness and impossibility of losing something within such a short space of time and space, and how much time gets lost over it.
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As well as when it makes you miss things, or be late for things. It’s had terrible knock-on consequences for me at times!
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Absolutely!
In fact, you’ve just inspired me to write a wee three line ditty on just that theme.
Keep your eye out for it in due course! ππ€
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Oh, nice! Awesome to have inspired one of your poems! I’m not aware of having inspired any so far, anywhere π.
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There you go ππ€
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Alright, I’ll bite…
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This is basically my whole life… π
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Nooooooo! Really? That makes me feel better though π.
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Yeah really!! π
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Awesome! π
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