Mr. Noodles

Mr. Noodles,
Do you have anything going for you?

Yet now I’ve personified you,
I hate to be rude;

I have to say, though,
You’re pretty superficial,
β€”Your nutritional content,
Leaves much to be desired;

Yet, even, Mr. Noodles,
For somebody like you,
There’s clearly someone out there…
Who believes in your value πŸ€—.

A whole case of Mr. Noodle!