It’s just hit me—
Why my margarine runs out so fast,
Why my cooking oil has evaporated,
Why my cooking oil bottle is covered in grease,
Why my magical hair conditioner is disappearing…
—They’re using my stuff!
Oh, ho ho,
Here’s an opportunity,
—To spike all of that stuff (except hair conditioner),
With cayenne pepper;
Can’t take the heat? 🤬🥵
Because I can lmao 😉.