Cayenne Pepper

It’s just hit meβ€”
Why my margarine runs out so fast,
Why my cooking oil has evaporated,
Why my cooking oil bottle is covered in grease,
Why my magical hair conditioner is disappearing…

β€”They’re using my stuff!

Oh, ho ho,
Here’s an opportunity,
β€”To spike all of that stuff (except hair conditioner),
With cayenne pepper;

Can’t take the heat? 🀬πŸ₯΅
Well, tough,
Because I can lmao πŸ˜‰.


7 thoughts on “Cayenne Pepper

    1. Hahaha! Totally agree 😁. I’ve always thought that quote-porn was bad! Also virtue-signalling πŸ˜‚.

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