Cayenne Pepper

Poem 1 Minute

It’s just hit meβ€”
Why my margarine runs out so fast,
Why my cooking oil has evaporated,
Why my cooking oil bottle is covered in grease,
Why my magical hair conditioner is disappearing…

β€”They’re using my stuff!

Oh, ho ho,
Here’s an opportunity,
β€”To spike all of that stuff (except hair conditioner),
With cayenne pepper;

Can’t take the heat? 🀬πŸ₯΅
Well, tough,
Because I can lmao πŸ˜‰.

πŸŒͺ

Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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7 thoughts on “Cayenne Pepper”

    1. Hahaha! Totally agree 😁. I’ve always thought that quote-porn was bad! Also virtue-signalling πŸ˜‚.

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