It’s just hit meβ Why my margarine runs out so fast, Why my cooking oil has evaporated, Why my cooking oil bottle is covered in grease, Why my magical hair conditioner is disappearing…
βThey’re using my stuff!
Oh, ho ho, Here’s an opportunity, βTo spike all of that stuff (except hair conditioner), With cayenne pepper;
Can’t take the heat? π€¬π₯΅ Well, tough, Because I can lmao π.
Quotes are like cayenne pepper or some other strong spice: a little goes a long way, and too much is a disaster.
Ben Yagoda
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Hahaha! Totally agree π. I’ve always thought that quote-porn was bad! Also virtue-signalling π.
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I have an Abraham Lincoln quote on that!
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Haha! What is it?
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It has been posted. Read if you dare!
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Lol π. I dared, it was good π.
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Thanks!
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