Takeaway Order

Poem, Silly 1 Minute

“Your apocalypse will be ready in 20 minutes, sir”,

“Ok, thank you”,

…

*Ding dong*

“Hello, apocalypse order for Mr. Smith?”,

“Yes, that’s it! Thank you”,

“It’S heRE!!”,

“Ok…one SARS, that’s yours,
An Ebola…β€””
“Oh that one’s mine!”
“Military nanobots…I ordered that one, and…”,

“Oh, we seem to be missing two apocalypti…
There should be an extra two Coronaviruses!”

“β€”And there’s no prawn crackers!”,

“Damnit, I really wanted that! We’ll have to phone them baβ€””

“THIS EBOLA IS F***ING RAW!“

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Published by 𝑹𝒐𝑩𝑰𝑡 πŸͺ

I write poems which are mental health-themed, creative or humourous :). Within mental health I write a lot about: ADHD, OCD, anxiety, autism, emotional traumaβ€” usually with an optimistic slant. My goals for my blog are to give myself a therapeutic, creative outlet whilst also being able to connect with and relate to other people.

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