Takeaway Order

“Your apocalypse will be ready in 20 minutes, sir”,

“Ok, thank you”,

*Ding dong*

“Hello, apocalypse order for Mr. Smith?”,

“Yes, that’s it! Thank you”,

It’S heRE!!”,

“Ok…one SARS, that’s yours,
An Ebola…β€””
“Oh that one’s mine!”
“Military nanobots…I ordered that one, and…”,

“Oh, we seem to be missing two apocalypti…
There should be an extra two Coronaviruses!”

“β€”And there’s no prawn crackers!”,

“Damnit, I really wanted that! We’ll have to phone them baβ€””

THIS EBOLA IS F***ING RAW!

πŸŒͺ

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