House Full Of Monkeys

Got a house full of monkeys,
Whooping and screaming,
I don’t know how they make that sound,
And I don’t want to find out;

Thought now would be a good time,
To try the headphones out,
But, of course,
They’ve just gone fla––

β€œAHHHH HWAAA HHWWWWAAAHH!!!”,
”YAAAAAHA HA HAAAAA!!!!”,
BOom,

Irradiated by horrific sounds,
Silence…
Interrupted by––
Sudden and sporadic high-pitched explosions;

I’m stuck in here, hungry,
Being traumatised,
Just waiting and waiting…
For that front door to SLAMMM…!!!